POETRY | Hardboiled Spongebob


 

 Guess I'd become something he wanted

A killer. 

Some Rent-a-Sponge for other people's dirty dishes

Well, that's what he paid for and that's exactly what he'll get


Say what you want about the Bottom

but it's all extended gutters, and the gutter is filled with tartar sauce

If you live in Rome,

might as well do what the romans do


Or the way Pa used to say it

"Blow your bubbles or get blown to bubbles

Funny guy

He came home on a meat wagon with a mouth-full of lead.


Spongebob episode reimagined as a film noir. Solving murder mysteries in a run-down corrupt city with his astoundingly bleak insight on humanity. Want to read more? Here's my take on love poems.


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